
Duckhein is gullible. I can tell him almost anything and he will believe it.
(NOTE: This is a hypothetical conversation - if I like it, I will have it with him next time I talk to him.)
Me: "Duck, I went to the zoo last week with Kim. They have 40 elephants there."
Duck (
believing every word and not pausing to reflect on the fact that there are no zoos in Haiti): "Wow, that's cool."
Me: "Yep, and the funny thing was the elephants were all purple."
Duck (
getting a tiny bit suspicious): "Purple elephants?"
Me: "They get this weird kind of skin fungus that makes them turn purple."
Duck (
a believer again): "Oh."
Me: "So the elephants were just hanging around when Kim fell over the fence into their cage."
Duck (
looking shocked): "Is she OK?"
Me: "Well, yeah, because I jumped over the fence, picked her up, climbed onto one of the elephants and rode away."
Duck (
thinking that is just a little too much for even someone as amazing as Super-Kez): "Did you really ride an elephant?"
Me: "Of course. I rode him all the way to the orphanage and he's up on the soccer field now. Do you want to go meet him?"
Duck (
realizing that this could not possibly be true): "Hihihihi, Keziah, you're lying. You didn't see any elephants, did you?"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHA. No."
It's just so much fun because when he realizes that he's had his leg pulled, he breaks into hysterics of Duck-giggles. Priceless. But I occasionally feel a little guilty so I decided to give him a warning.
Me: "Duck, 50% of what I say is not true."
Duck (
looking skeptical): "Really? 50%?"
Me: "Yeah. In fact, what I just said isn't true."
Duck (
looking confused): "What?"
Me: "Hahaha, I joke, all the time. Half of what I tell you is a joke."
Duck (
finally getting it): "Oh."
When I hugged Duck good-bye on Thursday evening, I gave him a big squeeze and whispered, "I love you" into his ear.
Duck (
very seriously looking at me) "Keziah, stop telling lies."
Me: "But I'm serious. I do love you."
Duck (
confused again): "I know you love me."
Me: "Then why did you tell me to stop telling lies?"
Duck (
shaking his head at my ignorance): "Because you said that 50% of what you say is not true. I'm just giving you advice so you can improve before you next visit."
Me: "Oh, so you do believe that I love you?"
Duck (
with a big smile): "Of course I do. And I love you too."