OK, I don't want to be unjust here. Emmanuel did dance for me once upon a time. This was back when I was tutoring him every day after school and I guess he must have been in a really good mood because he not only danced for me, he let me film it too. Check this out:
Good old gaye paye, THE Haitian dance. You should see me gaye paye. Better yet, you should see the girls' reaction to me dancing gaye paye.